In frankly hilarious corporate emails, Apple gets mad about being called "hot garbage" and terminates Epic's dev account right as Fortnite charts a return to iOS

Apple has terminated Epic's iOS developer account, putting a big roadblock in front of the studio's plan to bring Fortnite back to iPhones and iPads in Europe. Epic has published some, er, highlights from its correspondence with Apple on the subject, and they're some of the most hilariously spiteful bits of corporate messaging you will ever see.

This month, newly implemented EU regulations are set to loosen the restrictions that platform holders - like Apple - can enforce on what software users install to their devices. Fortnite disappeared from iOS years ago because of Epic's dispute with Apple over just this sort of thing, and last month, Epic announced that it plans to bring Fortnite back to Apple devices alongside the release of a separate Epic Games Store app on the platform.

Now, Epic says Apple has terminated the Swedish developer account it would've used to make that happen. "We intended to use that account to bring the Epic Games Store and Fortnite to iOS devices in Europe thanks to the Digital Markets Act (DMA)," Epic says in a news post. "To our surprise, Apple has terminated that account and now we cannot develop the Epic Games Store for iOS."

The notion that Epic and Apple can't really get along shouldn't be surprising if you've seen, well, any of the drama leading up to this, including Epic boss Tim Sweeney's lengthy tweet calling out Apple back in January. It seems that tweet is part of why Apple deleted Epic's account, even.

"You have described our DMA compliance plan as 'hot garbage,' a 'horror show,' and a 'devious new instance of malicious compliance,'" Apple executive Phil Schiller said in an email to Sweeney, which Epic has published as part of today's announcement. "And you have complained about what you call 'junk fees' and 'Apple taxes.' Your colorful criticism of our DMA compliance plan, coupled with Epic's past practice of intentionally violating contractual provisions with which it disagrees, strongly suggest that Epic Sweden does not