Japanese government commissions baffling metaverse to combat loneliness where you can't talk to anyone, enforced via a digital security guard

Feeling lonely? How does driving a little pixel avatar around in a place you're explicitly not allowed to talk to anybody in sound? Bad, probably, but that hasn't stopped the Japanese government from making it.

As spotted (and translated) by Automaton West, the already ill-fated project goes by the name of «Platt-verse», and is designed to strengthen «measures against loneliness and isolation», as per its website. Noritoshi Furuichi, an author and sociologist, took it for a spin—and tore it apart in a tweet (the following quotes have been machine-translated).

«As soon as you log in,» writes Furuichi, «an avatar called 'Security' approaches you and tells you to turn on silent mode. They're watching over users to make sure they don't talk to each other.»

This is confirmed on the website, which instructs users to turn off your microphone and camera (or you'll get a talking to), avoid using a name that would identify you in the real world, and to make sure you're set to «Do Not Disturb» in-game. Already off to a raring start.

«OK,» reasons Furuichi, «So if users can't communicate with each other, what can they do? Like games? They can't do anything. At best, they can jump to government websites (which is not part of the metaverse). There's really nothing we can do. I don't think there's a more lonely metaverse like this anywhere in the world.»

You might be wondering, 'if talking's off the table, why do you have to mute?' That's because this whole project appears to be using Gather, which is a virtual, RPG-styled program typically angled towards corporate environments. Zoom, but make it Zelda—there've been worse ideas, like releasing a metaverse without legs.

Using it for this specifically, though? That feels like a swing and a miss. To Platt-verse's credit, it does try to bring users into contact with regional organisations taking measures to combat loneliness, a chatbot that can help them find support, a reservation-free consultation service (with a pretty limited time