Apple says it's sorry for smushing musical instruments and art supplies to advertise its latest iPad

After making a lot of people very mad at it, Apple has apologized for a new advertisement and says it's scrapping plans to air the minute-long spot on TV.

The ad, called «Crush,» is meant to emphasize the thinness of Apple's new iPad Pro, and features a pile of media devices and art-making tools, including cameras, a piano, and paint cans, being squashed into a thin film by an inexorably descending metal plate.

Meet the new iPad Pro: the thinnest product we’ve ever created, the most advanced display we’ve ever produced, with the incredible power of the M4 chip. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create. pic.twitter.com/6PeGXNoKgGMay 7, 2024

I suspect the ad was partially inspired by videos of hydraulic presses smushing everyday objects that have become popular on video platforms like TikTok, and I bet it would've gone over better if the lady who does those hydraulic press reaction videos were in the corner saying «absolutely not, get it away,» but I'm afraid Ayamé P is nowhere to be seen.

The video was tweeted by Apple CEO Tim Cook on Tuesday, and was immediately and widely dunked on. Rather than 'look how thin we made all this stuff,' many saw the destruction of instruments and art supplies as disrespectful to artists and their crafts at best, and at worst, unintentional evidence of Apple's true ambitions to optimize the arts into a smooth colorless paste, or perhaps an ode to anti-creative forces like generative AI. 

My favorite objection to the ad, just as a piece of writing, came from former Greek finance minister Yanis Varoufakis, who worked at Valve for a time. Sounding like an RPG character urging the hero to action, Varoufakis wrote on X: «Tim Cook has just revealed his techno-feudal urge to crush everything of cultural value in his quest for power. It is time for humanity to reprimand him. To boycott this rotten Apple. Starting with the new iPad, the birth of which Cook chose to announce in this grotesque manner.»

Personally, I think Apple meant