A livestreamed D&D one shot will take place inside the vagina of the game's biggest monster, and it's for a good cause—science and education

I did not misspell 'critical' in that subheadline. The D&D streaming show Science & Sorcery has teamed up with the UK's Vagina Museum to host a money-raising one shot—titled Clitical Hit—to help promote the museum's mission statement of raising awareness regarding «gynaecological anatomy and health».

While Science & Sorcery does have long-running campaigns, it also produces «monthly one-shot charity games with guest hosts and players from a wide range of science disciplines to support various charities.» As reported by Wargamer, the stream will feature a neuroscientist and a pharmacologist—alongside the museum's founder Florence Schechter and the game's usual cast. 

«The story revolves around a band called 'Clitical Hit', who discover that their masters have been stolen by an evil dragon … the band has to join forces with their greatest fans and infiltrate the dragon’s lair, which is located inside the reproductive system of a very well-preserved tarrasque.»

In case you have no idea what a tarrasque is, allow me to enlighten you. A tarrasque is Dungeons & Dragons' biggest, baddest monster—here's a fun quote from the game's monster manual, just to paint a pretty picture.

«A scaly biped, the tarrasque is fifty feet tall and seventy feet long, weighing hundreds of tons. It carries itself like a bird of prey, leaning forward and using its powerful lashing tail for balance. Its cavernous maw yawns wide enough to swallow all but the largest creatures, and so great is its hunger that it can devour the populations of whole towns.»

The Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition monster manual does not comment on the size (nor the mechanical functions) of the tarrasque's reproductive organs. This is both probably for the best, and also a great excuse for the minds at Science & Sorcery to cook up the most fiendishly educational lair you could ever imagine.

I think what I love about this—aside from it being for a good cause—is how unrepentantly D&D it is. It's something that would never