Alright, who wants to spot me $1,000 for this absurdly sumptuous Elden Ring lore book?
Here's my confession: I don't have any idea what's happening. In real life, yes, but also in every FromSoft game I've ever played bar Sekiro (there is a small lordly boy and he urgently needs me to stab everyone). I just kind of amble from room to room and kill whatever I find there. It's a simple, caveman-like way to enjoy Miyazaki and co's work, but it's enough for me.